Growing up sucks.

I think cats are fucking awesome and I like to play in the woods. yeah.

*formerly totallybodee/themagicaldesperado*

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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

(Source: brennablueskies)

thefuuuucomics:

Best yearbook quote ever

thefuuuucomics:

Best yearbook quote ever

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

lulz-time:

haha-time:
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haha-time:

The real world is not as pretty as it seems. There are children in China that are not being adopted due to common birth defects that make adoption even costlier than it already is. This amazing shirt helps fund reconstructive surgeries, helping to get these orphans a loving home.

GO HERE TO BROWSE DESIGNS THAT SAVE LIVES

proverbialdoormat:

what have i done sweet jesus what have i done

there are real tears in my eyes

(Source: snobbydobby)

satans-spooky-booty-juice:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

sir

young sir

please sir

i would be quite grateful if you

please young sir

please stop

i didnt sign up for this

sir

help me

i swear there’s a tear in the old kitty’s eye in the last photo

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unknownbearing:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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